Sixteen (x2 -1) Candles

My auntie Cora demanded that I create a list of birthday demands:

1. Sephora gift card
2. MAC gift card
3. Apple gift card
4. Trader Joe's gift card
5. Petco gift card (for Wubbe)
6. GameStop gift card
7. Jet Blue gift card
8. Ikea gift card
9. MOCA membership
10. donation to the Echo Park historical society
11. Pho Siam gift card
12. Best Buy gift card
13. some kind of movie gift card
14. Target gift card
15. Goodwill gift certificate (do they make those??)
16. donation to "stop global warming"
17. vote
18. donation to "Miss Fitz"
19. gift card to Intelligentsia
20. gift card to AT&T Wireless
21. hotels.com gift card (do they make these?)
22. any Mario Wii game
23. donation to local pet shelter
24. buy art from Circus Gallery in Hollywood
25. gift card to Time Warner cable
26. gift card to Miu Miu
27. free trip to Greece, round trip, all expenses paid
28. free trip to Montreal, round trip, all expenses paid
29. use of the cabin in Big Bear for 2 weeks next winter
30. "I'm Not There" DVD
31. good old fashioned cash money