jueves, mayo 14

The Vaselines

...show was good.



you probably know this song:


because of this version:


sing along:

Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
'cause sunbeams are not made like me
and don't expect me to cry
for all the reasons you had to die
don't ever ask your love of me.

Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to die for thee.

Oh, Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
'cause sunbeams are not made like me
and don't expect me to cry
for all the reasons you had to die
don't ever ask your love of me.

miércoles, mayo 13

Spoof Trek



9 more funny Star Trek spoofs here.

Dutch Magazine seeks U.S. editor - CODE MAGAZINE

CODE MAGAZINE SEEKS USA EDITOR From June on CODE magazine, based in
the Netherlands, will be an international publication. CODE, a
fashion magazine specializing in documentary photography, is probably
one of the more exciting magazines of the moment. Right now
distribution covers the Benelux, Paris and Japan. From June on,
distribution will be worldwide (in the USA only NYC). CODE is looking
for an amazing free-lance American editor. Someone who loves pop
culture. But also understands loves style, journalism and perfect
edits. More info on CODE: www.codemagazin.eu/digital or www.code-
mag.nl. More info on the job, mail to peter@codemagazine.eu

NYC: Jun/Jul summer sublet avail in Bushwick

FORWARDED:

Hey all -

My two-bedroom apartment will be vacant in June and July - great for a
summer sublet.

Two full bedrooms, kitchen, dining area, living room, wireless
internet, stereo, TV, DVD, DVR, close to the subway. In Bushwick on
Dekalb Avenue. Rent is $1200. Asking that or best offer. Pics
available on request.

NY JOB OPP - Assistant to VP Retail Marketing and Events

Assistant to VP Retail Marketing and Events
Location: New York, NY
Compensation: $50,000 - $60,000
Job Description:
Very organized, smart, focused, can deal with the logistics, also open
to wearing other hats like dealing with the phones, redirect calls,
someone that can handle organizations, brainstorming with VP, giving
ideas to the plate, helping with press, fashion, someone creative and
a business strategic thinker, very high expectations - hands on.
http://www.jbcstyle.com/jobs/job-details.php?id=1638

NY/LA JOB OPP -Account Supervisor x3, Account Coordinator x2, Account Exec, Assistant Account Executive, New Media Specialist, Senior PR, and Director

Senior Level PR Professional (AS - VP)
Department: Food & Beverage

Key Responsibilities:
Serve as senior contact for clients, continually fostering client-
agency relationship to build trust and become a valuable resource and
counselor to clients; Provide strategic guidance to clients on an
ongoing basis and anticipate and address client needs; Manage and
delegate responsibilities of daily workflow of all accounts while
driving consistent media results; Direct and supervise work
responsibilities of staff; Take a leadership role in new business
proposal development and presentations; Work with account team(s) to
build incremental business; Participate in external company promotion
through articles, speeches, presentations, professional memberships,
etc.; Begin to build a leadership role in outside organizations to
increase the firm's visibility in the marketplace and to create new
business opportunities. Ability to secure top-tier media placements is
a must.
Qualifications:
B.A./ B.S. in Public Relations, Marketing or related field
At least 6 years of PR agency or in-house experience with heavy focus
on restaurant clients
Strong verbal, written, and interpersonal skills
Proven Client Relations and Supervisory Skills
Creative and energetic personality
Detail-oriented and ability to work in a fast paced environment
Please e-mail resumes and salary requirements to
career@5wpr.com

Director, New Business Development
Department: Business Development
Key Responsibilities:
Responsible for building, growing and managing business development
focused on garnering new client business in diverse marketplace
sectors in order to maximize revenue and business expansion; Develop
relationships that strategically enhance and contribute to the growth
of the Company; Work with internal departments to lead all business
proposal development and presentations.
Qualifications:
B.A/M.A. in Public Relations, Marketing or related field
5-7 years Business Development experience
3 to 5 years of PR agency and/or corporate public relations experience
Strong written, verbal, and interpersonal skills
Excellent negotiation skills.
Please e-mail resumes to career@5wpr.com

New Media Specialist
Department: Media Relations
Key Responsibilities:
Work with account teams to review clients' business goals and develop
and implement strategic social/emerging media plans that support those
goals; Execute, measure and continuously improve the methods and
performance of online public relations; Create targeted media lists
for new/emerging media outlets; Proactively pitch media outlets with
heavy focus on new/emerging media; Draft and service pitch letters,
press releases and media alerts; Write and edit media materials such
as media alerts, fact sheets, bios and case studies; Provide counsel
and guidance to clients with regard to social and emerging media tools
and programs; Develop client proposals and presentations; Facilitate
information sharing across the firm.
Qualifications:
B.A/B.S. in Public Relations, Marketing or related field
At least 3 to 5 years of PR agency experience
Extensive experience with social media as part of an integrated Public
Relations plan
Strong written, verbal, and interpersonal skills
Proven Client Relations and Supervisory Skills
Creative and energetic personality
Detail-oriented and ability to work in a fast paced environment
Please e-mail resumes to
career@5wpr.com

Account Executive (multiple positions)
Department: Consumer, Corporate Communications

Key Responsibilities:
Draft and service pitch letters, press releases and media alerts;
Create targeted media lists for broadcast, radio, print and online
outlets; Proactively pitch media outlets, including broadcast, print,
radio and new media; Write and edit media materials such as media
alerts, fact sheets, bios and case studies; Daily client interaction
to update, report on, and discuss media relations; Daily interaction
with media outlets to discuss upcoming story ideas; Daily account
management activity such as agendas, recaps, activity reports, media
monitoring, etc; Attend and facilitate media interviews; Coordinate
various events including media outreach events; Assist in the
researching, writing and development of new business proposals and
presentations; Work collaboratively with team members to develop and
implement successful PR campaigns; Manage interns; Misc. research and
projects as assigned.
Qualifications:
B.A./ B.S. in Public Relations, Marketing or related field
At least 2-3 years of PR agency experience
Ability to handle multiple accounts simultaneously
Strong verbal, written, and interpersonal skills
Proven Client Relations and Supervisory Skills
Creative and energetic personality
Detail-oriented and ability to work in a fast paced environment
Please e-mail resumes to
career@5wpr.com

Assistant Account Executive
Department: Consumer

Key Responsibilities:
Assist the group and account teams in development and maintenance of
media lists; Write and distribute press releases to targeted media
outlets; proactively pitch targeted media outlets including broadcast,
print and new media; write and edit media materials such as media
alerts, fact sheets, bios and case studies; daily interaction with
various media outlets to discuss upcoming story ideas; daily account
management activities such as agendas, recaps, activity reports, media
monitoring and materials coordination; attend and facilitate media
interviews; network with reporters and editors; assist in the research
and writing of new business development proposals; misc. research and
project duties as assigned.
Qualifications:
B.A./ B.S. in Public Relations, Marketing or related field
At least 1 year of PR agency experience
Ability to handle multiple accounts simultaneously
Strong verbal, written, and interpersonal skills
Proven Client Relations skills
Creative and energetic personality
Detail-oriented and ability to work in a fast paced environment
Please e-mail resumes to
career@5wpr.com

Account Coordinator
Department: Consumer
Key Responsibilities:
Assist the group and all supervising account members in the
development and maintenance of media lists; strong phone and pitching
work; respond in a timely and professional manner to client requests
or needs; prepare and implement PR program components for clients,
including media contacts, special event coordination, writing and/or
distribution of press releases, program writing and research; assist
in coordination of all necessary materials for client presentations;
maintain and update account files; stock and scan all clip books; help
to conduct agency brainstorming sessions to develop strategic/creative
thinking for clients; misc. research and project duties as required.
Qualifications:
B.A./ B.S. in Public Relations, Marketing or related field
At least 1 year of PR agency experience or 2+ internships
Excellent writing skills
Creative and energetic personality
Detail-oriented and ability to work in a fast paced environment
Please e-mail resumes to
career@5wpr.com

Account Supervisor
Department: Healthcare
Key Responsibilities:
Description 5W Public Relations is looking for an experienced PR
Account Supervisor to lead a major new account and to play an integral
role in the agency. We are seeking someone with a background in
political or consumer healthcare Public Relations. If you have
experience in these areas and "get" the news cycle, this may be the
opportunity for you.
Duties:
Serve as senior contact for clients, continually fostering client-
agency relationship to build trust and become a valuable resource and
counselor to clients.
Provide strategic guidance to clients on an ongoing basis; anticipate
and address client needs.
Troubleshoot clients' problems as they arise; seek senior management
input when appropriate.
Manage and delegate responsibilities of daily workflow of accounts
while driving consistent media results.
Direct and supervise work responsibilities of Staff.
Help account team(s) work effectively and in the best interests of
client(s); maximize agency's network of resources to enhance client
services.
Demonstrate proficiency in writing and editing materials including
client media materials, byline articles, client correspondence and
reports.
Manage account financials including budget allocation and control
ensuring team billability and account profitability.
Motivate team members by promptly reviewing work and providing
constructive feedback.
Exhibit strong communication and presentation skills to effectively
articulate ideas to clients, colleagues and others.
Participate in external company promotion through articles, speeches,
presentations, professional memberships, etc.
Requirements TECHNICAL SKILLS & QUALIFICATIONS:
B.S/B.A in Public Relations or related field
At least 5 years of PR experience working with political and/or
consumer healthcare clients
Excellent written, verbal and interpersonal skills
Strong leadership and motivation skills
Proven client relations and supervisory
Please e-mail resumes to
career@5wpr.com

Account Supervisior
Department: Consumer
Key Responsibilities:
The Account Supervisor will be instrumental in taking ownership of
accounts and implementing the campaigns that drive results. This is
where the creative process takes over and the AS will be a leader in
formulating media pitch concepts.
Duties:
Manage daily workflow of multiple accounts while driving consistent
media results; report status of accounts to Direct Supervisor.
Develop, review and approve agendas, press releases, pitches, recaps
and other materials; approve activity reports, clipbooks and other
internal documents.
Manage client expectations and assist clients in maximizing
relationship with 5W.
Develop and maintain relationships with influential members of the
media in order to ensure placements.
Develop strategic communication plans, including media opportunities,
tactics, and timelines consistent with the overall PR strategy.
Execute and advise on PR strategies and collaboratively develop
strategic media plans.
Lead all client conference calls.
Attend client interviews and all client events.
Daily client interaction to update, report and discuss media
relations.
Conduct media training sessions with clients and junior staff.
Provide guidance and leadership to junior-level staff on team issues,
account workflow and general account issues; Manage daily intern
responsibilities.
Participate in the development of materials for new business
opportunities including timelines, proposals, business decks and case
studies; assist in generating new business leads.
Participate in brainstorming sessions to develop strategic/creative
thinking for clients.
Misc. research, duties and projects as required.
TECHNICAL SKILLS & QUALIFICATIONS
B.S/B.A in Public Relations or related field
At least 5 years of PR agency experience
Excellent written, verbal and interpersonal skills
Experience and knowledge of SEO strategy and practices
Able to work independently and as part of a team
Strong leadership and motivation skills
Proven client relations and supervisory skills
Creative and energetic personality
Please e-mail resumes to
career@5wpr.com

Account Coordinator
Department: Consumer - Health, Wellness & Beauty
Key Responsibilities:
Junior-level position who will act as day-to-day point person on
various consumer accounts.
Duties:
Assist the group and all supervising account members in the
development and maintenance of media lists.
Strong phone and pitching work.
Respond in a timely and professional manner to client requests or
needs.
Prepare and implement PR program components for clients, including
media contacts, special event coordination, writing and/or
distribution of press releases, program writing and research.
Assist in coordination of all necessary materials for client
presentations.
Maintain and update account files; Stock and Scan all Clip books.
Help to conduct agency brainstorming sessions to develop strategic/
creative thinking for clients.
Be able to communicate effectively in all written and verbal reports.
Misc. research, duties and projects as required.
TECHNICAL SKILLS & QUALIFICATIONS:
B.S/B.A in Public Relations, Marketing, Business Communications or
related field.
At least 1 year of PR agency experience and/or 2+ internships.
Excellent writing skills.
Creative and energetic personality.
Please e-mail resumes to career@5wpr.com


Account Supervisior
Department: Consumer - Health, Wellness & Beauty

Key Responsibilities:
The Account Supervisor will be instrumental in taking complete
ownership of accounts and implementing the campaigns that drive
results. This is where the creative process takes over and the AS will
be a leader in formulating media pitch concepts.
Duties:
Manage daily workflow of 10+ accounts while driving consistent media
results; report status of accounts to Direct Supervisor.
Develop, review and approve agendas, press releases, pitches, recaps
and other materials; approve activity reports, clipbooks and other
internal documents.
Manage client expectations and assist clients in maximizing
relationship with 5W.
Develop and maintain relationships with influential members of the
media in order to ensure placements.
Develop strategic communication plans, including media opportunities,
tactics, and timelines consistent with the overall PR strategy.
Execute and advise on PR strategies and collaboratively develop
strategic media plans.
Lead all client conference calls.
Attend client interviews and all client events.
Daily client interaction to update, report and discuss media
relations.
Conduct media training sessions with clients and junior staff.
Provide guidance and leadership to junior-level staff on team issues,
account workflow and general account issues; Manage daily intern
responsibilities.
Participate in the development of materials for new business
opportunities including timelines, proposals, business decks and case
studies; assist in generating new business leads.
Participate in brainstorming sessions to develop strategic/creative
thinking for clients.
Misc. research, duties and projects as required.
TECHNICAL SKILLS & QUALIFICATIONS:
B.S/B.A in Public Relations or related field
At least 4 years of PR agency experience with focus on consumer health/
beauty
Excellent written, verbal and interpersonal skills
Able to work independently and as part of a team
Strong leadership and motivation skills
Proven client relations and supervisory skills
Creative and energetic personality
Please e-mail resumes to
career@5wpr.com

NYC: Delancey looking for summer intern

The Delancey are looking for a summer intern. This would be great experience for anyone that is interested in seeing what it's like to work as an events coordinator, talent buyer, promoter, etc. behind the scenes at a live music venue, dance club and cocktail lounge.

We require that you are at least 21 years of age and have an interest and knowledge of urban nightlife, You should be interested in marketing, promoting, publicity, event coordinating, etc.

Your duties would be answering phones, observing the regular day to day dialogues that take place between venues and outside promoters, artists, DJ's, etc. In addition, you would see the overall dynamic that takes place between venue employees (sound person, door person, security guards, managers, bar tenders, etc.) You would do some data entry work and other various office duties. No manual labor will be involved but expect to be challenged for sure.

Some of the perks are that you can get paid to do door shifts ($15/hr and sometimes $20/hr at night during our events from time to time) and when you're just looking to hang out here, you can have drink tickets for you and your friends at the club when you're not working, guest list to all shows, free table reservations for you and your friends throughout the club including our rooftop, free BBQ on Mondays.

This is a non-paid internship but between the perks and valuable exposure/experience that you will get from being here, it will certainly be something you can benefit off of for the future and if you do well, we will gladly be a reference for you in the future as you pursue a full-time job.

Please hit me up with your resume if this is something that you or anyone you know is interested/capable: ChrisDelanceyBooking@gmail.com

martes, mayo 12

LAX JOB OPP - Nettwerk

Internet Marketer

Nettwerk is currently looking for a highly organized self starter for the position of Internet Marketer. Ideal candidate has the ability to juggle and prioritize multiple projects and meet deadlines, work in a team environment and take initiative.

General Responsibilities:
- Facilitate online album previews, reviews, podcasts, contests, press releases, pre-sale and pre-order promotions.
- Strategize efforts to drive traffic to websites, capture opt-in email addresses and turn viewers into consumers.
- Support sales, production and PR departments with online initiatives.
-Create, budget for, manage, and execute online campaign strategies for all album releases.
- Write marketing copy.
- Keep abreast of trends in online marketing and offer consultation on new technologies and best practices to the marketing team.

Required Experience and Skills:
- Technically savvy and proficient in HTML, Photoshop, Word, Excel, and Mac operating systems.
- Training or related work experience in managing online marketing campaigns, online reporting systems and building strong online communities for artists.
- Solid understanding of digital music technology, the online music environment, and digital music sites.
- Excellent written and oral communication.
- Ability to work as part of a team and also individually under minimal supervision.
- Ability to work under pressure and meet strict deadlines

Applications
Please send your resume to imjob@nettwerk.com by Tuesday May 19, 2009.

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