The scariest movie I've ever seen.

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Stolen from Dave Schumacher's flickr

Jules (aka Legs) and I saw Sex & The City, the movie... It was the scariest movie I've ever seen. Two people, a "perfectly" couple, decide to get married so that sharing an apartment won't be weird/she won't get screwed over if anything happens that leads to splitting up. No one mentions common-law marriage laws?

Then with the commitment ceremony our darling main character, Carrie, gets carried away and forgets that the relationship is about TWO people not her + 200. Then she gets super bummed when he feels dissed and leaves her at the altar, beats him up with her humongous bouquet of flowers, leaves for THEIR honeymoon in Mexico with her friends and feels sorry for herself for the next half year BEFORE hearing him out. Totally stupid.

A relationship is between two people remember? Unless you're in a threesome or into polygamy, and even then that shit needs to stay within the people having the relations. Nothing good ever comes out of getting the whole village involved.

Carrie Bradshaw - a role model for females? Only in fashion. Outside of that - I think not and I say nay. Though it took me six seasons, I realized that the character of Carrie Bradshaw is nuts. She is way too demanding, expectant, and borderline delusional of what love should be. All these women out there taking her lead make me feel sorry for the hundreds and hundreds of men out there that have women in their lives who are huge fans of S&TC. (Especially the kind that actually liken themselves to one of the characters.) Is this why at 40 years old, she went unmarried?


This movie is going to breed even more suburban annoyance!

Scary:

planning a huge wedding

wearing a dead bird on the side of your head for "fashion"

being left at the altar

psycho bride-to-be that, is seen in public, beating her fiancé

leaky marriage/fakey separation

pregnancy

losing the "love of your life" because of your own selfishness (!)

losing a penthouse apartment on 5th avenue because of your own stupidity (!)

Miranda's jungle bush

pooping your pants

Miranda-Steve sex

REMEMBER KIDS - IT IS JUST A MOVIE!!

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***Why did facebook notes stop importing the images? Bullshit! This is!